The Best (and Worst) Best Reddit Dad Jokes 👋

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!

Roses are red,violets are blue If you were expecting a generic meme fuck you

Three logicians walk into a bar The bartender asks, "Do you all want a drink"?The first one says, "I don't know."The second one says, "I don't know."And the third one says, "Yes."

What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!

My friend recently worked at a sugar refinery factory... until his position was dissolved.

All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

I hope I can save my herb garden from this infestation. I'm running out of thyme!

How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes? Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

I'm starting a band who will sing songs in the style of Boy George that publicly shame bad behavior and call for boycotts of questionable opinions... ...It's called Cancel Culture Club.

I set my Alzheimer's-patient grandmother's home page to r/jokes She loves reading the fresh new jokes every day!

How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.

Do you know the most important job of a grill master at a restaurant? To please their steak holders.

A man with dwarfism walked out of the wig store after haggling for a good deal. It was a small price toupee'.

me: onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table **waiter:** white or red?**me, trying to impress my date:** whichever onion the chef prefers