The Best (and Worst) Best Reddit Dad Jokes 👋

What do you call a crocodile that will only eat sacrificed lambs? A Halalligator.

Did you hear about the table made out of tires? It probably took a good year or two to make it

A tennis factory was recently established near my house. They’re making quite the racket

I've never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!

I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.

I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.

I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!

I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.

Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.

Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.

I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.

I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!