The Best (and Worst) Birthday Dad Jokes 👋
Make any birthday celebration extra special with our collection of birthday dad jokes! From hilarious puns to cheesy one-liners, these jokes are the perfect way to add humor to your birthday greetings. Whether you’re cracking jokes for friends, family, or colleagues, our birthday dad jokes are sure to bring laughs and create unforgettable moments. Perfect for dads who love to joke around on birthdays, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Explore the funniest birthday dad jokes to make every celebration more fun!
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
I bought my grandchildren some crayons. I have to say... ... they make my kin scrawl.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
I was discussing my final wishes with my adult children when I said "Regarding disposition of my ashes ... I have no burning desires about what you do with them"(This actually happened tonight IRL, and it was not a Dad Joke, just an inadvertent pun)
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.