The Best (and Worst) Birthday Dad Jokes 👋
Make any birthday celebration extra special with our collection of birthday dad jokes! From hilarious puns to cheesy one-liners, these jokes are the perfect way to add humor to your birthday greetings. Whether you’re cracking jokes for friends, family, or colleagues, our birthday dad jokes are sure to bring laughs and create unforgettable moments. Perfect for dads who love to joke around on birthdays, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Explore the funniest birthday dad jokes to make every celebration more fun!
Lately I’ve been dating a blind girl, and I find that it is incredibly rewarding. I do find some things quite difficult though I still struggle to get her husbands voice right
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Dad: Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No.Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.Son: Okay then!Dad goes to Bill Gate.Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.Bill Gates: No.Dad: My son is the CEO of the world's greatest bank.Bill Gates: Okay then!Dad goes to the CEO of... read more
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
My mother asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party. That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
My girlfriend is irreplaceable. Wish I kept the receipt now.
What's Drake doing on his birthday? An 18 year old.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
Billie Eilish just turned 18... ...now she’s too old for Drake.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.