The Best (and Worst) Birthday Dad Jokes 👋
Make any birthday celebration extra special with our collection of birthday dad jokes! From hilarious puns to cheesy one-liners, these jokes are the perfect way to add humor to your birthday greetings. Whether you’re cracking jokes for friends, family, or colleagues, our birthday dad jokes are sure to bring laughs and create unforgettable moments. Perfect for dads who love to joke around on birthdays, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Explore the funniest birthday dad jokes to make every celebration more fun!
My wife told me she and her sister started a weight loss competition to see who can shed the most pounds before their cousin's wedding this summer. "I hope you win" was not the correct response.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
I’m going to a charity event for female amputees this weekend That place is gonna be *crawling* with chicks
Dad, did you get shot in the army? No, son. I only got shot in the leggy.
Every birthday, my uncle Guiseppe used to cook me a meal He'd say, "That was the pasta, this is the present."
Today my son asked me for a book Mark. Can't believe he's 11 and still doesn't know I'm named Dave.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Mama always said “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” Well I did it! Bank balance: 9.11!
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.