The Best (and Worst) Birthday Dad Jokes 👋
Make any birthday celebration extra special with our collection of birthday dad jokes! From hilarious puns to cheesy one-liners, these jokes are the perfect way to add humor to your birthday greetings. Whether you’re cracking jokes for friends, family, or colleagues, our birthday dad jokes are sure to bring laughs and create unforgettable moments. Perfect for dads who love to joke around on birthdays, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Explore the funniest birthday dad jokes to make every celebration more fun!
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Can i see your report card ? Dad : "Can I see your report card, son?"Son: "I don't have it."Dad: "Why?"Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
It was my nieces birthday so I asked her mother what present I should get her. She said ‘you can’t really go wrong with Frozen stuff’. So I got her a bag of peas.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Batteries This year I'm getting my kids a set of batteries for christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Last weekend I went to see my gf's soccer match and she did this awesome save... ...She's definitely a keeper!
Every birthday, my uncle Guiseppe used to cook me a meal He'd say, "That was the pasta, this is the present."
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!