The Best (and Worst) Classic Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for timeless humor with our collection of classic dad jokes! These iconic, laugh-out-loud jokes have been making people groan and giggle for generations. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of old-school humor, our classic dad jokes feature the best one-liners and puns that never go out of style. Whether you’re sharing them at family gatherings or just looking to brighten your day, these classic jokes are sure to deliver the perfect punchline every time. Explore our collection and rediscover the magic of classic dad jokes!
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What did Obi-wan say to Luke when he saw him struggling with the chopsticks? Use the fork, Luke.
Aliens refuse to visit Earth because they've looked up our solar system... and it has a 1-star rating.
I've just come back from holiday in Cuba with stomach problems. Doctors think it might be Castro-entiritus.
How do you talk to the ghost of a window washer? With a Squeegee Board
I made a virtual bubble wrap to keep you all busy during quarantine. There might be some irregular bubbles, but that is normal. >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!Nev!< >!er !< >!Gon!< >!na !< >!Giv!< >!ve !< >!You!< >!Up,!< >!Nev!< >!er !< >!Gon!< >!na !< >!Let!< >!You!< >... read more
What do you call an Epic Cow? Legend Dairy
Starting this Thursday, some movie theaters will not allow large bags inside the theater But thank God I have a few twix up my sleeve
I hope I can save my herb garden from this infestation. I'm running out of thyme!
The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop. The steaks were high.
Netflix writers have so many different shows to deal with... They have trouble keeping all their characters straight.
Why don't chinese kids believe in Santa? Because they make the toys.
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5). In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
What do John Edward and Stevie Wonder have in common? They've both made a lot of money from Superstition