The Best (and Worst) Classic Dad Jokes 👋

What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup

I let my goats get whatever they want, they are spoiled rotten I guess you could say I have a bleeting heart

Short Chemistry Joke For You All What are the elements of life?Lithium and Iron

What time is it? I don't know... it keeps changing.

I asked my physician if he was a James Bond fan Dr.: No

Bob: Waiter, would you please come here? Waiter: Yes sir, how may I help you? Bob: Try the soup Waiter: Is there something wrong sir? Because if so, we can replace the soup Bob: Just try it Waiter: Okay, where's the spoon? Bob: Exactly.

Hotel Porn I'm a modest man. I checked into my hotel recently and told the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." She replied, "No, it's regular-people porn, you sick bastard!”

Guess how i escaped Iraq.. IranSYRIASLY

A car thief gets brought before the judge Judge: Why did you steel the car?Thief: I had to get to work.Judge: And why didn't you take the bus instead?Thief: I've got no licence for driving a bus.(English is not my first language and I am on mobile)

After cremating my grandma, I put her ashes into a trophy. She urned it.

What’s a camels favourite meal? Desert.

I always tip my waiter. He always looks so surprised when he hits the floor.

Two Grains of Sand... Two grains of sand go on a trip to the beach. One says to the other, “Jesus, it’s crowded here!”

I've been falling asleep listening to comedy specials and I don't think it's good for my health Because I keep feeling funny in the morning.

I performed an opening one night for a surgeon, really funny guy They kicked me out of the hospital and called the cops