The Best (and Worst) Clean Dad Jokes for All Ages 👋
Enjoy a collection of clean dad jokes for all ages that are perfect for family-friendly fun! These jokes are lighthearted, pun-filled, and guaranteed to bring smiles without any risk of embarrassment. Whether you’re telling them to kids, grandparents, or anyone in between, our clean dad jokes are the ideal way to keep the laughter going in any setting. Explore the funniest and most wholesome dad jokes that everyone can enjoy!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?