The Best (and Worst) Clean Dad Jokes for All Ages 👋
Enjoy a collection of clean dad jokes for all ages that are perfect for family-friendly fun! These jokes are lighthearted, pun-filled, and guaranteed to bring smiles without any risk of embarrassment. Whether you’re telling them to kids, grandparents, or anyone in between, our clean dad jokes are the ideal way to keep the laughter going in any setting. Explore the funniest and most wholesome dad jokes that everyone can enjoy!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.