The Best (and Worst) Clean Dad Jokes for All Ages 👋
Enjoy a collection of clean dad jokes for all ages that are perfect for family-friendly fun! These jokes are lighthearted, pun-filled, and guaranteed to bring smiles without any risk of embarrassment. Whether you’re telling them to kids, grandparents, or anyone in between, our clean dad jokes are the ideal way to keep the laughter going in any setting. Explore the funniest and most wholesome dad jokes that everyone can enjoy!
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.