The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.