The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
What do houses wear? An address.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!