The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
What do houses wear? An address.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
I met a girl named Ruth When she left me, I became Ruthless
I baked a cake shaped like Canada, and offered my brother the Quebec slice.... but he's having Nunavut.
A car thief gets brought before the judge Judge: Why did you steel the car?Thief: I had to get to work.Judge: And why didn't you take the bus instead?Thief: I've got no licence for driving a bus.(English is not my first language and I am on mobile)
There was a bad accident at the Air Force base. A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.
I'm not sure how much you know about the story of the Titanic... ...but what caused it to sink is just the tip of the iceberg.
Down at the farmers market and a man dress as a pirate was selling corn for 1$ It was a buccaneer