The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.
What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.