The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”