The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Trix Rabbit were found dead recently The police concluded that this is the work of a Cereal Killer.
I was walking down the street and from a window a pot of herbs fell on my head... Im alright, it wasn't a big dill
A Muslim schoolgirl is complaining that she has been excluded from her Camden school for wearing a veil. Ironically, if she lived in a Muslim country she could wear a veil to her heart's content, she just wouldn't be allowed to go to school.
If I had a pound coin for everytime I had no clue what was going on i'd just be wondering why I have so much money
I ordered a couple Elton John albums off of Amazon three months ago. They still haven't shipped. And I think it's going to be a long, long time
Why can't jokes be saved in a .csv file? Because they are comma delimited. (Comedy limited)