The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.