The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

Have you heard of this new butter dish that can precisely measure servings for you? It's said to have a very low margarine of error.

I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush today There's no plaque

What did the monkey do when he saw the rabbit? Painted his balls orange to look like a carrot!

An electric toothbrush is basically a tooth vibrator. It hits all the spots..

What is a question word. That's grammatically true.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.

Have Sean Connery and Daniel Craig ever hung out? I think they would really bond

A man walks through the forest with his granddaughter in late May. She spots some berries and asks what they are.„That's blueberries“, he says.„But they're red, grampa!“„That's because they're still green“

I Met a Fellow Who Wore Green, and Had Stolen a Pot of Gold. Turns out he was a Leprechaun-vict.

Star Wars names are just regular words if you put a random space somewhere: Mos QuitoQue SadillaScu BagearSyn TaxRev ErseMala MuteTrypto PhanCano NicalImpo TentSlee Papnea

A new discovery which makes dogs live as long as human beings... Allowing a loving bond between them and their non vaccinated owners has been discovered.

Star Wars names are just regular words if you put a random space somewhere: Mos QuitoQue SadillaScu BagearSyn TaxRev ErseMala MuteTrypto PhanCano NicalImpo TentSlee Papnea

Every time I take my dog for a walk in the park, he gets attacked by all of the ducks there. Thats what I get for having a pure bread dog

Why wouldn't the jelly come out of the jar? It was jammed.