The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
What does a bee use to brush its hair?' 'A honeycomb!'
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!