The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.

I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.

Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.

What genre are national anthems? Country.

What genre are national anthems? Country.

Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.

I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!

How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!

Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!

Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.

Where does China keep their political prisoners? Wontonamo Bay