The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Where do fruits go on vacation?' 'Pear-is!'
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What does garlic do when it gets hot?' 'It takes its cloves off.'
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.'
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.'
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, 'I love you.' 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she asked. I answered, 'It’s me… talking to my beer.'
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.