The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.