The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.