The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
One day my mum made a stew out of cow intestines. It tasted offal.
My doctor was really impressed with the amount of hair I had on the scalp for my hair transplant However, he was a *bit* concerned that the scalp was not mine
Why was the cow scared Because its life was at steak!
What do white knights put on their bread? M'lasses
I was thinking about how a persons conciousness forms and what happens to it when you die... Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from consciousness Joe?
My buddy became a savage after his girlfriend left. I guess I should have known he'd become Ruth-less.
My dad had this strange obsession with collecting bottles! Would be one way to say he’s an alcoholic.
The people on early Mediterranean cities used to enjoy using olive oil as "personal lubricant." They really loved ancient grease.