The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What do houses wear? An address.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.