The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?' 'By its bark.'
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
Can February March? No, but April May!
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.