The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
I've been sacked from my job as a chef after spending every shift chopping herbs instead of cooking meals. They couldn't be dealing with thyme wasters.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don’t know either.
Why did the perfume maker end up in the mental hospital? Because he stopped making scents
If there was a television series about a Deadhead surgeon, what would it be called? A: Touch Of Grey's Anatomy.
A man named his children second, minute and hour, and thus he was nicknamed father time One day, they was all in their house and a robber burst through the front door and said, 'nobody move!' When recalling the event, second said, it was like time stood still'