The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'

I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five

When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'

Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.

I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'

Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.

In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.

During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.

What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.