The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.