The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
What are the Avatar elements? Water, Earth, Fire and Lays chips
What do you call the extremes in the political spectrum? Political RectumsExample sentence: It’s impossible to have a civilized discussion with Tim, he is too far right/left up in the Political Rectum.
I once set an alarm to tell me when my milk would expire Spoiler alert
I'm not a big fan of people who don't like Peanut Butter Cups I find them to be reesist.
Different body parts rate each other The Brain to the Liver: “You’re a 6.”The Spleen to the Colon: “You’re a 7.”The Urethra to the Bladder: “Urinate.”
Did you hear about the table made out of tires? It probably took a good year or two to make it
So my wife is fed up with my dad jokes and asked me to stop telling them. Me: how do you want me to stop?Wife: whatever means necessary.Me: ...? No it doesn't.
My girlfriend gave me a steamed ball of dough filled with meat and veggies. I think she's dumpling me.