The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, 'That makes two of us.'
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
Why are bakers so rich? They make so much dough.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.