The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.