The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Need your eggs fertilized this Easter? I've got a cock for that. Just needs grains 2x a day.
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher. The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. “Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times!"
What is a British rockstar’s favorite meal? Head bangers and mosh pit-tatoes
A fisherman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, can you help me!? I've hurt my hand!" The doctor takes a look and says, "It's nothing too serious, you've pulled a mussel."
A lonely, angry young man started to keep a spreadsheet of all the women who he thought had wronged him. It was the incel's Excel.
A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"
What did Axl Rose name the colonics spa that he proudly opened? 'Buns n Hoses'
Saw an old lady sitting alone in her front yard; in a canoe. I thought to myself... Now there's someone who could use a good paddle.
What's Michelle's favourite vegetable? Barackoli(I'm sorry I'll leave now...)
Is baseball mentioned in the bible? Yes!In the "big inning"
A cheese factory exploded in France today De Brie was everywhere
Why did pirates eat oranges? For the vitamin SEA
Lately, whenever I read a comic strip about Charlie Brown or Snoopy I break out in hives. I think I’m allergic to Peanuts.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams play basketball together? He shoots, he scores!