The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
What do houses wear? An address.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.