The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
You can't spell par entry without "try."
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.