The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's another name for an iPhone power cord? Apple juice.
Today my son asked me for a book Mark. Can't believe he's 11 and still doesn't know I'm named Dave.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? UnBeeLeaveable!
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'