The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!'
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
“My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.”
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.