The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My wife's credit card was stolen a week ago. So far they are spending less money than she normally does so I'm not going say anything.
Tonight we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner We found himalayan in the road.
[OC] Why are atomic clocks so funny? Perfect timing
What's the other word for meatball? Protein sphere
How do you solve a marsupial argument? Trial by wombat
I'm worried that my grandma is starting to lolse her marbles. Yesterday when I went to visit she'd been marking herself all over with her bingo pen. She's completely dotty.
A Russian citizen is crossing the border into Ukraine and hands his passport to the customs officer. The customs officer asks: "Name?" The Russian replies: "Vladimir Krylov" The customs officer continues: "Occupation?" The Russian replies: "Not yet, just visiting."
Did you hear the story about the cow that appears to have 5 legs? It's a long tail.
I went to the liquor store on my bicycle and bought a bottle vodka, put it in the basket on the front and then it occurred to me that if I fall or something happens, the bottle might break, so I drank it all right there and it's a good thing I did... ...'cause I fell 7 times on the way home...
What job offers are there for someone without a brain? The head of state.
Why did the judge deny the ghost bail? Too much of a fright risk.
What happens when a fork and a spoon get into a fight? Civilwar!
My Sister always got bullied at school for being adopted. Homeschooling for us was fun though
What did Denzel say to the thick wire entering his house’s circuit breakers box ? Mah main...!!
What's the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.