The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did pirates eat oranges? For the vitamin SEA
What do you call a person with 2 donkeys? Biased
So, I went to the doctor... She asked "What brings you here today?"I replied "My car."And then she looked down at the form, shook her head, checked a box, and commented under her breath: "Not sexually active."
Why did the police arrest the squirrels in the park? - For busting a nut in public view
Did you hear a baby goat robbed a bank last week? The news has dubbed him "Billy the Kid."
There was a man on a stool with a rope around his neck. He said he'll kill himself if i didnt give him a high-five. Of course i left him hanging.
Son: I just found out what Rocky mountain oysters are Dad: I know, it's nuts
Eyes Specialist Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
Why couldn't the boy run away with the farmer's daughter? They were cantaloupe farmers.
What kind of dinosaur has a spike in his butt? A bronto-sore-ass!
My girlfriend gave me a steamed ball of dough filled with meat and veggies. I think she's dumpling me.
Doctor: how often do you exercise? Me: 3 times Doctor: A week? A month? Me: I have given my answer
Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner. She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say, "The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel"
Why did the oyster leave the party early He pulled a mussel
What do you call a possum that goes back for seconds on soup A more-soupial