The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What religion are crows? Birddism.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.