The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A man walks up to a store and trys to get in but the door is locked. The store's employee yells through the door "sorry we're closed" "But your sign says open 24 hours!" says the man. The employee yells back "not in a row"
A man named his children second, minute and hour, and thus he was nicknamed father time One day, they was all in their house and a robber burst through the front door and said, 'nobody move!' When recalling the event, second said, it was like time stood still'
There once was a Roman named Vitus, he developed the first form of haircoloring. It was a sort of paste that changed his blonde hair to red. However, a side effect was incredibly bad breath. This became known as the first confirmed case of Gingervitis.
Babies are like pancakes You have every right to throw the first one away
My father was killed by a herd of pigs. The coroner labeled his death a sooie-cide
Did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
What did the paper say to the pencil? You've got a good point!
What do witches use to make their hair look perfect? Scare spray.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'