The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy!
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.