The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
When I was a child, my mom’s nickname for me was Exclamation Point. She was shocked I wasn’t a period.
My wife and I had a huge argument because she accidentally flooded the kitchen but we've sorted it now. It's all water under the fridge.
What do you call a singing Laptop A Dell
What is the longest word in the English language? "smiles"...The first and last letters are a mile apart
Do you want to know how often i say element jokes? Periodically.
I saw a man walking down the road with a woman on his back I said "where are you going?"He replied "Fancy dress party""What as?" I asked"Tortoise" the man shouted back"Who's she?" I questionedTo which he responded "That's Michelle"
The Tooth Fairy wasn't too impressed with the dentures I left under my pillow... ...Tooth be trolled.
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
My stomach is flat. The L is silent. ..
We used to have a moat around our yard that the neighbors’ donkeys would always fall into when they came onto our property. It was a real ass hole.
Have you heard about that new virus that is devastating the bird population? It’s called Chirpies. What’s most heartbreaking about it is that it’s... untweetable.
We all know why six is afraid of seven, but the real question is, what did zero say to eight? Hey, nice belt!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)