The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What does a bee use to brush its hair? A honeycomb!
What do you call a donkey with only three legs? A wonkey!
Where do you go to learn to make banana splits? Sundae school.
What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands!
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?' 'He neverlands.'
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, 'I love you.' 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she asked. I answered, 'It’s me… talking to my beer.'
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.