The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.