The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What is the scariest tree? BamBOO!
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.