The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
Did you hear about the yacht builder that had to work from home? His sails went through the roof.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.