The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.