The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What would you do if all US currency turned in to cheese? Personally I'd just start using a swiss bank
Who’s the most prepared person on earth? Justin Case.
How do you know if the mosquitos are really big? When their sucking feels good.A joke told my my grandfather about when he was stationed in the woods in the army.
Why did Slovakia move to digital banking? because they ran out of Czechs
As I passed by my son's bedroom, I heard him praying "God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany." "Son," I said "Why do you want Hamburg to be the capital of Germany?"He looked at me and replied "Because that's what I wrote in my geography test!"
I could never work at a Subway… Couldn’t work at a place where’s its “appropriate” for someone to walk in and ask for a 6 inch Italian.
What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity
A horse walks into a bar and says, “On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?” The bartender says, “Y, long face.”
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. 5 minutes before the bell, Bob handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Bob!" yelled the teacher. "You've done nothing. Why?""Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do."
Any tips on removing ice from my windshield? I tried an old discount card, only got 20% off.